The Great Apology Tour
I am sorry.
I am sorry that I never followed you back on Twitter. I am sorry that I’ve neglected retweeting your tweets.
I am sorry that I am just an occasional participant on Google + and I am certainly sorry that your last message to me was buried in my Gmail inbox.
How is that for a start?
Call me social media engaged, but also call me social media overloaded. I cannot think of the last time I used Digg. Or Reddit. Or Technorati. I am still using StumbleUpon, although my lack of consistency should be evident to all.
Family members beckon me on Facebook, but other than offering up the requisite birthday good wishes, most of my participation involves the automatic postings from Auto Trends and Word Journey. Too much “TMI” has left me wanting less…far less.
I am sorry for forgetting to get back to you about your guest article. Quite frankly, I am working with solicited contributors and don’t have the time to review each of the unsolicited requests. I get tons of them scattered across the blog network that I manage. Most are off topic…many are poorly written.
Still, the invites to this network or that group come in. Everyone on LinkedIn seems to want me to join their group. I prefer to use LinkedIn as my online resume and offer up an occasional question when an article idea requires additonal input.
I have a lot of friends in India – people who want to do business with me, offering to write articles for as low as $1 a piece. Trouble is, the grammatical mistakes, spelling errors and syntax are often so very wrong that I would have to spend as much time editing each article as it would take me to write them. Thanks, but I’ll pass.
I am sorry that your business venture has not worked out or that your webinar cannot seem to find sponsors. The few webinars I’ve participated in have been too long or offered a poor connection. I would rather have read your notes and, if there is something of benefit, share that information with my readers. Most webinars seem to be long on fluff and short on substance. Lots of marketing too. Enough.
To my clients I offer up a sincere apology if Google PageRank still gets you up in arms. In 2006, PR mattered much and I told you so. In 2011, PR is a secondary ranking factor – your placement in the SERPs carries greater weight. Let’s continue to naturally build backlinks and link out to reputable sites again and again and again….
Have I missed someone in my great apology tour? If so, I am sorry. And let’s just leave it at that.

I’m one of those who pretends he doesn’t care about PageRank, but in reality I do. Back in 2005, when I launched by “The Article Writer” website, it quickly zoomed to PR6. I never could figure out why it jumped so high, but eventually it fell back, dropping to PR2 or PR3 before returning to PR4 more than a year ago, the number where it remains today.